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Showing posts with label Ki-fail. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

At least it's not Monday!

If I cab it to work, I almost always take the exact same route. Today, I decided to take the old route, so I could give bro a lift.

I now remember why I switched routes. The number of traffic lights! The amount of traffic! Regular route has two junctions before I hit the expressway. This route? I'm already at the 4th light, and I'm still an 8-minute walk from home.

I'll now be late for work. Damn my thoughtfulness! My bro's an adult, he can jolly well go to work on his own!

...oh, who am I kidding? He's still my baby bro, I'll still knock on his door to wake him, and I'll still give him a lift if I'm taking a cab.
Besides, if I'm late, I just get sideways glances and not-so-subtle hints. He's late, he gets charged.

6 minutes to get to the office. I am...not going to make the 7.30 mark.

Oh, one more thing. You know how there are very few things that actually taste good after you've brushed your teeth? Yoghurt is not one of those things. Learn from my fail, my friends; learn from my fail.


- Posted from KiP
Location:on the road

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Funny Money

I really have to inspect my change more carefully when I pay for anything. A few years ago, I received a few coins as part of my change. After a cursory glance, I put my change in wallet and went on my merry way.

Some time later, I discovered that what I'd thought was a one-dollar coin was in fact a 500-rupiah coin. Which is...not worth a dollar. I've kept it in my wallet since, though, as a 'lucky' coin. And what do you know, since then, my finances have been steadily improving.

This morning as I was paying the cab driver, I counted out what I though was the exact amount. Turns out I didn't have exact change after all; what I'd taken to be a 20-cent coin was... a US nickel.

Well done, me.



- Posted from KiP

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

PAIN!!!

Oh. My. God.

Did I really say that it was fun?

Well, the anaesthesia is wearing off. I can smile properly now. I can blink with both eyes.

And OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!!!


PAINPAINPAINPAINPAIN!!!!!!