Eau de Saint

4711 Eau de Cologne has been a staple in my family for as long as I can remember. My Nana always had a bottle handy. We use it to cool down, freshen up, spritz on mosquito bites...just to name a few. And it's almost a trademark of my Nan - she always has a bottle of it, or at least a spritzer in her bag.

Yesterday, my older nephew (yes, the one that comes up with the darndest interpretations) tells his mum that he likes the smell of 'holy cologne'. And he says to ask Nan where to get some holy cologne...


I will not be surprised if that boy joins the seminary.

The Bible - New Kids' Version

My nephew just turned 7 a couple weeks ago.

A while back, he asked my sis (his mother) a very important and philosophical question.

Nephew: Mum, is Jesus very sad?
Sis : Hmm. Well, he does get sad when you do bad things.
Nephew: No, I mean is he very sad; does he cry all the time?
Sis : ....No.
Nephew: Then why do we say my Lord Jesus cries?

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Yesterday, another question was asked.

Nephew: Mum, do you know the meaning of the word 'pussified'?
Sis :....WHAT?!?
Nephew: Don't you know? Jesus was pussified on the cross...